two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Sext me about skeletons
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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