Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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