just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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