Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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