Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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