I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
