I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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