that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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