do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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