just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Never joke about your clitoris.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
