Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
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