i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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