not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
