Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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