Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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