I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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