I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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