break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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