my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Randomize
