It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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