butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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