I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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