I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
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