Swine flu. Run for my life!
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
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