There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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