we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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