Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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