it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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