look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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