So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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