butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
The girls stopped by my apartment. They caught me naked with a nearly empty bottle of vodka in one hand, drawing crop circles in the carpet with the vacuum.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
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