Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
