those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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