Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
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