hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I think people are normalizing furries
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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