I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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