Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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