stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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