Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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