I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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