i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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