They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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