jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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