So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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