yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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