That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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