How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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