BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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