He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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