Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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